Death is Not an Option
It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, again, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time we’re letting two movie juggernauts go head to head.
| The Heroes with Humble Beginnings Matchup | ||
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| Harry Potter | vs. | Frodo Baggins |
| The Gutsy Heroines Matchup | ||
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| Hermione Granger | vs. | Arwen |
| The Loyal Sidekicks Matchup | ||
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| Ron Weasley | vs. | Sam Gamgee |
| The Ultimate Bad Guy Matchup | ||
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| Voldemort | vs. | Sauron |
| The Excessively Hairy Dude Matchup | ||
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| Hagrid | vs. | Gimli |
| The Blond (Male) Matchup | ||
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| Lucius Malfoy | vs. | Legolas |
| The Blond (Female) Matchup | ||
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| Luna Lovegood | vs. | Éowyn |
| The Creepy Little Bald Guys Matchup | ||
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| Dobby | vs. | Gollum |
| The Badass Wizard Matchup | ||
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| Dumbledore | vs. | Gandalf |
| The Scruffy-Looking Hero Matchup | ||
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| Sirius Black | vs. | Aragorn |
| The Scary Black Hooded Thing Matchup | ||
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| Dementor | vs. | Nazgul |
| The Bad Guy Who Dies Doing the Right Thing Matchup | ||
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| Severus Snape | vs. | Boromir |
Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.
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