The Art of Darkness

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June 26th, 2013 by Cobwebs

Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, “1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?” and “2: Does he have access to a mask shop?”
rolldiggity

If I die, please avenge me. If it’s an accidental death, just go nuts on whoever.
donni

instead of “thats what she said” start incorporating “thats how my grandma died” in its place
yogurtpyramid

The meanest criminal ever would send back his last meal, just to ruin one final person’s day.
GuyEndoreKaiser

I want my hearse to have ‘JUST DIED’ written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
Breadery

I would describe my personal style as “this smelled clean.”
bazecraze

The song “Hush Little Baby” always has me wondering why they’re trying to buy this child’s silence? INFANT, WHAT DID YOU SEE?
HonestToddler

Worried a serial killer might jump out from behind my shower curtain and start reading Twilight to me.
owlcity

all you need to know about my thought process is that I recently screamed when I saw a sign on a restaurant that said ENDLESS CRAB LEGS
aRealLiveGhost

Instead of saying “in bed” at the end of my fortune, I say “but then, a pestilence will come…”
bazecraze

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the hospital leaving robots and newspapers from the year 2310 in the rooms of coma patients.
rolldiggity

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