The Art of Darkness

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November 20th, 2013 by Cobwebs

When you see an old lady whose dog is wearing clothes, a fun thing to ask her is how long ago the evil wizard turned her husband into a dog.
KenJennings

Once again, the World’s Oldest Living Person has died– Serial killer?
kellyoxford

If you found out you were dying would you be nicer, love more, try something new?
Well, you are.
We all are.
shanethevein

[sexy librarian removes glasses] nice [removes hair] what [takes off wooden arm] NO [rolls glass eye across counter] um, just this book ok
ceejoyner

“The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… AWESOME! Watch me shoot lightning FROM MY HANDS.” ―Palpatine
DeathStarPR

He died doing what he loved: revealing his evil plans while I unlocked my handcuffs
briangaar

Lets take a moment and thank God that spiders can’t fly.
OhMrWonka

We are the livestock of plants and trees, which feed us and give us air knowing that we will soon die and feed them.
NightValeRadio

1. Dress as puppet. 2. Stand in elevator with strings running from your limbs to ceiling. 3. Whisper, “Help me…” as other passengers enter
rolldiggity

“JEFFREY ALLEN MCINTOSH! IF YOU DON’T GET IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL GET WERNER HERZOG TO STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!”
sween

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