The Art of Darkness

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March 4th, 2015 by Cobwebs

If I had wings I am confident they would be veiny and leathery and not cute feather ones.
wishyouwerecaro

I’d love to hear what would come out of my mouth if someone put a gun to my head and demanded that I commentate a football game
bridger_w

Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.
NicCageMatch

there used to be door-to-door knife salesmen, which is roughly the most terrifying thing ever conceived
skullmandible

I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
Lisa_Laughs_

If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
MadamBetteNoire

I don’t call them naps, I call them die practice.
SCOOPISMS

Will this job require me to use my hands because as you can see I have to hold my swords
weinerdog4life

DAD: Sorry it’s not a pony, honey. Best I could do
LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared
joejwest

I like to think my rescue dog also rescued me, but mounting evidence suggests he himself committed the arson that fateful night.
SomeChrisTweets

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