The Art of Darkness

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June 11th, 2019 by Cobwebs

Guess who’s got 7 thumbs and a set of keys to a cadaver lab?
elle91

[fire alarm]
Hotel California manager: oh no
BoogTweets

I’m goth enough to know that if you hear an out-of-tune piano start playing in an abandoned house, you go into that house.
DothTheDoth

I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Or any liquid with legs really.
WheelTod

TEMP AGENCY: Okay, so, based on past work experience, where would you say your strengths lies?
OOMPAH LOOMPAH: I’m good at singing after a child dies, if you have anything with that.
AndrewNadeau0

I love watching horror movies with a dog. I get scared but they’re just like, “hell yeah, bones”
hiyamaya0

a baby grand piano implies the existence of sex organs
TweetPotato314

[Camp]
*stifles a laugh as I put the sleeping Wicked Witch’s hand in a pan of warm water*
OH NO OH SHIT SORRY SORRY
SirEviscerate

Just got back from the mutation lab and boy are my arms legs
Cpin42

Me: *cuts the box in half and spins both sides to show the audience*
[from the back of the wake] “dude”
BoogTweets

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