Pretty and Poisonous Halloween Decorations – A few simple decorating ideas. I particularly like the lace-stamped candles.

Steampunkin – Tutorial for making a fantastic-looking steampunk Jack-o’-lantern.

Halloween Bell Jar – Attractive DIY decoration with lots of room for improvisation.

Shakespeare v Lovecraft – “Histrionic Heroes vs. Tentacled Terrors!!! Endless Soliloquys vs. Unnatural Silences!!! Romeo vs. Mi-Go!!! England’s Royal Beasts vs. A Shoggoth!!! The Author vs. Iambic Pentameter!!!” (Hat tip to Sisifo)

Haunted Birdhouse Village – Suggestion for turning dollar-store birdhouses into decorations. The ones in the demo are sort of plain, but there are lots of ways they could be spooked up further.

Snickerdoodle Pumpkin Ice Cream Sandwiches – I could eat several dozen of these.

Hellraiser Nail Art – Not a terribly practical manicure, but certainly an arresting one. Also check out the same artist’s polymer clay Facehugger nail accessory and amazing Audrey II manicure.

Skull Candle Holders – DIY “glam goth” candleholders.

Alice in Steampunkland – This “inspiration board” was intended for a wedding, but there are some great ideas for any kind of party.

Knife Cake Decorations – Cute little edible daggers with which to stab cupcakes.

Twitter account FoodPorn_ (which you should follow only if you don’t mind gaining 50 lbs) recently tweeted this photo of embellished caramel apples, and after quite a bit of googling I finally tracked down the original source…which, annoyingly, doesn’t provide details on the actual decoration. (It does, however, have a pretty good recipe for the caramel itself, in case you’d rather use from-scratch instead of store-bought caramels.) My guess is that they’re just dipped in candy melts and then in sprinkles.

The initial search did turn up some other interesting ideas, including these aggressively-festive things, and these cute jack-o-lantern and spiderweb designs. There are also some great ideas here (photos are at the bottom of the page–I love the little ghosts).

If you’re feeling brave you could also coat them with dried mealworms, and if you’re not-so-brave (or you want your friends to still like you), use the realistic-looking gummy earthworms instead.

Just for a bit of variety, these caramel apple cupcakes sound pretty tasty. (Also, did you know there’s a caramel apple perfume?)

This is one of those things that I’d swear I posted about once, long ago, but a dig through the archives suggests I may have been hallucinating.

Barmbrack/barnbrack/brack is an Irish sweet bread which is traditionally used as the medium for fortune-telling on Halloween. Wikipedia explains:

Barmbrack is the centre of an Irish Halloween custom. The Halloween Brack traditionally contained various objects baked into the bread and was used as a sort of fortune-telling game.[2] In the barmbrack were: a pea, a stick, a piece of cloth, a small coin (originally a silver sixpence) and a ring. Each item, when received in the slice, was supposed to carry a meaning to the person concerned: the pea, the person would not marry that year; the stick, would have an unhappy marriage or continually be in disputes; the cloth or rag, would have bad luck or be poor; the coin, would enjoy good fortune or be rich; and the ring, would be wed within the year. Other articles added to the brack include a medallion, usually of the Virgin Mary to symbolise going into the priesthood or to the Nuns, although this tradition is not widely continued in the present day.

There are two main types of the bread, one a quick bread made with a chemical leavener such as baking powder and the other leavened with yeast. Both are filled with dried fruit that has been soaked in tea.

The Evening Hérault has representative recipes for both types* and a quick google will turn up loads of other examples. This one, for instance, substitutes whiskey for part of the tea.

As nearly as I can tell, there’s no traditional shape for the loaves; they appear to most commonly be baked in either round or loaf pans, but for the quick bread you could use a ring mold or any other pan that will hold the dough (it’s probably too thick for really intricately-detailed cake pans), and for the yeast version you could braid it or try other freeform shapes.

If you plan to include charms in the dough, remember to wrap each one in waxed paper before insertion. (And, obviously, since they’re choking hazards the charms aren’t suitable for small children.)

This is a lovely bread for breakfast or tea, served warm with butter.

*Incidentally, if you don’t have self-rising flour, you can make it yourself: For each cup called for in the recipe, substitute 1 cup all-purpose flour, 1 1/2 tsp baking powder, and 1/4 tsp salt.

Every October over at Shellhawk’s Nest, the eponymous Shellhawk solicits guest posts on a particular theme. This year the theme is favorite urban legends. I’m one of the guest bloggers, so if you want to find out what passes for “horrifying” in my neck of the woods, you can read it here. (Spoiler: It isn’t very horrifying.)

p.s. – Don’t forget that All Hallow’s Read starts this week! Spooky books for everybody!

Are you ready for The Big Day? Here’s something seasonal to help get you in the mood: The animated short by Michael Dougherty which inspired his movie Trick-r-Treat.

Introvert Fairy Tales – “A quiet kind of happily ever after.” (Hat tip to Bruno)

From Tim Burton, Another Signature Lovable Loner – Interview with Tim Burton about Frankenweenie and other projects.

Teeny Bat – The caption is perfect. (Hat tip to xJane)

Spooky Ghost Pizza – Easy, kid-friendly meal idea. The little olive spiders are adorable.

Worst “Sexy” Halloween Costumes – Sassy Big Bird is horrifying.

Halloween Radio – Web-based radio station which bills itself as the “Official Radio Station For Halloween.” Wish I’d known about this months ago. (Hat tip to Sisifo)

Creepy Crawly Pumpkin Posies – Tutorial for turning a pumpkin into a vase for a bouquet of spider-infested flowers.

Itty Bitty Bat Cupcakes – Absurdly cute little cupcakes from Bakerella.

October Dreams: A Celebration of Halloween – Good-looking collection of stories and essays from a number of well-known authors.

Edible Flower Syrups – Recipe for making simple syrups from edible flowers. There’s a related recipe for flower pastes. (Hat tip to joasakura)

My pal Kitten Herder turned me on to this splendid party idea: A cider-based punch full of apple “shrunken heads.” How awesome would a cauldron-esque punchbowl look with these bobbing around?

The recipe was presented without attribution on Facebook, but fortunately a bit of googling turned up the original source on an old episode of the Martha Stewart Show.

I’m a bit leery of the amount of salt in this version of the drying solution, since adding a lot of heads to the punch might make it noticeably salty. All of the instructions for shrunken-apple heads seem to require at least a little salt, but since these apples aren’t thoroughly dried out you could probably get away with less salt and a slightly longer drying time.

I’m also not really on board with this recipe’s implication that the punch should be at room temperature; it should probably either be served heated or ice-cold. If you don’t want ice cubes or an ice ring to detract from the floating heads, thoroughly chill the ingredients before combining and then sit the punchbowl inside a plastic novelty cauldron with ice in the bottom. (For extra spookiness add a little dry ice to the outer cauldron–NOT directly to the punch–so the cauldron will “smoke.”)

Obviously, you can use any punch recipe you like, although something with a citrus component (like the lemonade in this recipe) will help keep the apples from browning.

Ingredients
2 C lemon juice
2 T coarse salt
8 large, firm cooking apples such as Granny Smith
32 whole cloves
2 gallons apple cider
2 (12-ounce) cans frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed
2 C spiced rum or apple brandy (optional)

Instructions
Preheat oven to 250 degrees and line a baking sheet with parchment paper Mix together lemon juice and salt in a bowl large enough to roll the apples around in.

Peel the apples and cut each in half through the stem; remove seeds and core. Using a sharp paring knife, carve a face on the rounded side of each apple half. Place apples in lemon mixture for one minute; transfer to paper towels to drain.

Place apple halves face-side-up on prepared baking sheet and transfer to oven. Let bake until apples are dry and begin to brown around the edges, about 90 minutes. Remove from oven and press cloves into the “eyesockets.”

Combine cider, lemonade, and alcohol (if using) in a large punchbowl; float shrunken heads on top.

(Thanks, Kitten Herder!)

Intrepid reader Terri dropped me a line to ask if I’d heard of Madame Talbot’s Victorian Lowbrow; the name sounded vaguely familiar, so I dug around and discovered that I mentioned them briefly clear back in–yikes–2007, when they were just an eBay storefront. Now they’re all growed up, and they have all kinds of awesome stuff.

They’ve got posters with that weird overly-detailed vibe often seen in vintage illustrations, one-of-a-kind curio exhibits such as a collection of antique poison labels, vintage memento mori that range from coffins to pauper’s burial suits, and that’s just in the first row of links. Clicking around the site is like wandering through your elderly aunt’s attic…the one with the mysterious past and troubling interest in dead things. It’s really quite awesome.

They also buy weird stuff, so if you have “odd and strange curio items and artifacts such as circus sideshow, carnival, Houdini, dime museum, macabre curiosities, Egyptian mummies, Egyptian artifacts, antique real human shrunken heads, old trophy skulls and other human relics, Medieval to 19th century torture devices, chastity belts, and folk art, strange carvings,” or any of the other things mentioned in the site’s rather long list, they might take it off your hands. I particularly love their, “Free identification of Material. Discretion is assured.” note, as well as the information that if you’re selling an entire collection you should call and ask for “Lucky.” It’s all so…clandestine.

The holidays are coming, so if you’ve got a special morbid someone on your list (or just want to augment your own wish list), check this place out.

(Thanks, Terri!)

BoingBoing recently posted a vintage photo captioned, “E. Horton Kinsman, Shoe Consultant” and invited readers to comment about their fictional “experiences” with Mr. Kinsman in the comments. The whole thread is a fun read, but this one, by Halloween_Jack, is worth noting in particular:

You think that he’s just a bespectacled nerd with a made-up profession, but that’s only on the surface. E. Horton Kinsman knows things that would drive you people mad if you even caught a glimpse. E. Horton Kinsman has gazed into the abyss and calmly said, “You’re definitely a 10 1/2 narrow.”

You think that you know about the cruel shoes, but only E. Horton and his peers (of which there are damn few, mister, and fewer each year) know that all shoes are cruel. Your feet yearn to be free, to run across an endless prairie and grip the smaller branches of a tree, but you imprison them in mean little hard-bottomed foot corsets; you torture them in Procrustean devices, deliver the inquisition in the form of your Manolo Blahniks and Jimmy Choos. E. Horton will sell you those infernal agonizers with a smirk, but only if you put your feet in his hands and trust completely will he put your feet in a confinement which will truly set you free.

And he knows about foot fetishes, does our serene E. Horton. He’s seen countless sultry dames saunter in with their stockings with the seams up the back, seen how they lift up one leg as he kneels before them and dare him to look with their eyes, not knowing that he’s seen it all and done it twice, three times on Sunday, always with his socks on. Same with the dudes who come in and complain that their cowboy boots aren’t breaking in properly, their upper lips trembling under their Marlboro Man mustaches. He’s broken in more cowboys and cowgirls than he can count, plus bikers in their black leather and cops in their SWAT boots and librarians in their sensible shoes. Dominatrices come in in their thigh-highs expecting to take charge, and come out subdued and thoughtful. Priests and nuns and ministers of every faith end up giving confessions instead of taking them. Dorothy took off her ruby slippers for him, once.

Ingrown toenails and bunions and plantar warts and fungus of every type and severity, including some possibly not of this world. People with two toes on each foot and people with seven toes and once–just once–a pair of cloven hooves. He shod the Elephant Man out of his in-store stock. He gave Nancy Sinatra the Boots That Were Made For Walkin’. He set up Carl Perkins with blue suede shoes, and Elvis Costello with red.

The E. stands for Eldritch. You think you know what that means, but you don’t.

If they made a movie out of this guy’s life, I would watch the hell out of it.

I’ve mentioned previously that the teenage years can be something of a crucible for goth kids, but that things do eventually get better. The splendid Order of the Good Death has a similar message, with particular attention to following one’s career dreams. Good stuff.

(via BoingBoing)