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DIY Victorian Hair Jewelry

January 1st, 2015 by Cobwebs

Hair JewelryAdd this to the ever-growing list of stuff I was aware of that I never thought of doing myself.

Jewelry made from carefully-woven human hair was enormously popular in the Victorian era, both as tokens of love and as memento mori. Hair is extremely durable, and since it can be “donated” with no lasting damage it was common to take a lock of hair from a loved one as a keepsake. Eventually the practice evolved from simply being tied with a ribbon to being intricately woven into jewelry or even decorative knickknacks.

Rookie recently did an article on making simple hair jewelry, and a quick look around turned up several other resources. Going beyond a simple braid takes some effort–as The Victorian Needle discovered–but if you have the patience you can make some lovely stuff.

Some ideas to get you started:

Victorian Gothic has some great pictures, along with details about “hairwork albums” which feature woven hair from several family members.

Victoriana Magazine has information about braiding frames and tables, including photos of some ridiculously complicated-looking beads made from hair.

The Victorian Hairwork Society has loads of information related to hairwork, and Hairwork sells supplies and equipment.

The Etsy Blog has a short piece on hair mourning jewelry, and Etsy is also a good place to find glass lockets and antique findings.

Until recently there was a site called Victorian Hair Jewelry which would make custom hairwork, but that site currently just has a “coming soon” banner. It may return after renovation; in the meantime you can browse some of the designs via The Wayback Machine. There’s at least one other site that does custom stuff, Lucy’s Hairwork, but I couldn’t find any information about pricing so you’d have to email for a quote.

Hairwork is pretty much the ultimate in personalization, and it’s a unique way to create a really meaningful keepsake. Sneak up on your loved ones with a razor today!

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Kingdom of Loathing

December 31st, 2014 by Cobwebs

KOL LogoIn all the time I’ve been running this silly blog, how have I never written about the Kingdom of Loathing?

A place where your character classes include options like “Seal Clubber,” “Disco Bandit,” and “Sauceror.”

A place where your familiars can include a Levitating Potato, a Sabre-Toothed Lime, a Ninja Snowflake, and a Cheshire Bat.

A place where almost every combat encounter includes sly pop-culture references, whether you’re fighting the enslaved spirit of a jellyfish that didn’t quite make it to Jellyfish Heaven (where jellyfish go, to get away from Mormons and drunk Eskimos), The Big Wisniewski (“Hey, I’m not Mr. Wisniewski, man,” he says. “Just call me ‘This Guy.’ That’s me.”), or a Cloaca-Cola Soldier (who’s stuck in a time warp, still striving against the Dyspepsi-Cola forces in a Cola War that never ends).

It is a very silly game.

Originally launched in 2003, KOL is notable for its simple stick-figure graphics and its weird humor.

From Wikipedia:

In KoL, a player’s character fights monsters for experience, meat (the game’s currency), and items, through a turn-based system. Players may also interact with each other through player versus player competition, participate in the in-game economy by trading goods and services, organize their characters into clans, work together to complete clan dungeons, and speak to each other in many different chat channels.

You start the game as a novice, tasked to save the Kingdom from the influence of the Naughty Sorceress and restore King Ralph to the throne. You undertake various quests along the way, gaining knowledge, unlocking skills, and gathering pet familiars. After your final showdown with the Naughty Sorceress you can choose to “ascend,” taking on a new character class and running the whole game over again.

Unlike many other “free-to-play” games, KOL really is entirely free: You can get through the entire game without spending a penny. However, the game is maintained entirely through donations, so there are lots of extras available if you want to spend money. Each $10 donation to the game will gain you a “Mr. Accessory” token, which can be equipped as-is to boost stats or used as currency at the game’s Mr. Store to unlock exclusive content and items. (There is, incidentally, a way to get the extra stuff for free if you’re diligent. Many users buy Mr. Accessory tokens with real money and then re-sell them in the Mall for Meat [the in-game currency]. If you work hard and earn lots of Meat, you can buy the tokens and then exchange them at Mr. Store.)

An invaluable resource for the game is Coldfront, a sort of catchall discussion site, and particularly the site’s wiki. The KOL community will help you navigate quests, unravel obscure references, and choose the best equipment and buffs for a particular task.

If you decide to give the game a try (or if you’re already a player) and want a hand, look me up: I’m Cobwebs in the game, and will be happy to welcome you into the Shadow Manor clan.

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The Worst Muse

December 30th, 2014 by Cobwebs

The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) is the alter ego of writer Rachel Edidin (@RaeBeta). With the tagline, “No, seriously, go for it. It’ll be a bestseller,” she’s clearly the Muse that Terpsichore and the rest tried to pretend they weren’t related to.

Although to be fair I would read the hell out of a book about werecorgis.

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The Face Thief

December 29th, 2014 by Cobwebs

In El Ladrón de Caras, a woman visits a private detective and reveals that she’s being pursued by a criminal who steals faces. The film was created by students at the PrimerFrame school of animation, and manages to tell the whole story without dialogue.

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Planet of the Link Dumps

December 26th, 2014 by Cobwebs

The Witches’ Frolic – Scans of a 19th-century book about witches. Some great artwork, perfect for collages and other crafts.

15 Lovecraftian Stories – A roundup of stories “to read once you’ve read all of Lovecraft.”

What if Jaws Was a Disney Movie? – This recut trailer takes liberties with the original material, but it’s still amusing.

Delta Green – Great resource for expanding the Call of Cthulhu RPG.

Make A Christmas Krampus – Too late for this year (and too late when originally published, since Krampus comes on Dec. 5th), but a fun project for next year.

I am Summoned – Odd little comic interlude by Jemma Salume.

8 Sensational Female Murderers from History – A roundup.

The Nervous Tick – Etsy shop specializing in cute(?) li’l tick-shaped brooches.

One Perfect Shot – Twitter account which showcases one perfect frame per movie. If nothing else, it’s an awesome source of Facebook banner images.

8 Miles Wide – Music video for Storm Large’s song. Lyrics NSFW. Caution: Earworm.

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Happy [Fill in Your Favorite Winter Holiday]!

December 25th, 2014 by Cobwebs

Tree Monster

However you celebrate, may your days be merry and bright and your trees nonlethal.

(via Para Abnormal)

Bonus Link: If you’d like a little bittersweet with your holiday, go read Truman Capote’s short story A Christmas Memory

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Secret Santa Exchange List

December 24th, 2014 by Cobwebs

Our sixth Secret Santa Can Suck It pretend-gift exchange was heaps of fun, and everyone’s imaginary gifts were great.

Here’s a list of all the participants. Follow each link below to see what they chose for their giftees!

Kathy doesn’t blog, so she sent her gift to me for posting here. It’s splendid.

My Gift to WitchArachne would be a full ride ticket to CostumeCon 33 which will take place in beautiful Charleston, Virginia in April 2015, all expenses paid.


Included in this gift is an open cheque to the fabric store of your choice where you may purchase whatever fabric, patterns and notions you need to make your costume(s).


All masquerade entry fees are included. Secret Santa only asks that you post your pictures on Art of Darkness so that we may bask in reflected glory.


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Seen Online

December 23rd, 2014 by Cobwebs

Technically he was created by Dr. Cookie, that’s why they call him The Cookie Monster.

“Mommy, I don’t wanna grow up and die!”
“Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really.”

Argghhh just found a spider in my bed, I vaguely remember going to that spider club but…oh god what did I do

May the gargoyle of happiness squat on your buttress.

Throw a surprise party for a psychic and destroy his reputation.

If you think Johnny Depp is sexy, you’re basically attracted to Snoopy’s brother Spike

“Um.” – 1st horse that got ridden


Men like being chased too but not with an axe, apparently.

1. Put on clown shoes.
2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up.
3. Wait for someone to enter other stall.
4. Slowly lower feet to floor

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December 22nd, 2014 by Cobwebs

In this unsettling short film by animator Ethan Clarke, three passengers wake up on a train they don’t remember boarding.

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The Link Dump of Eleanor Rigby

December 19th, 2014 by Cobwebs

Talking to the Dead Prank – “Professional” prankster Jack Vale managed to convince people that their own cell phones were communicating with the dead.

Encyclopedia Gothica – A guide to goth vernacular, “from absinthe to zombies.”

DIY Floating Candles – EPBOT has a great tutorial for making Harry Potter-inspired “floating candles.”

Searching for Krampus – Interesting article on the Old World roots of Krampus, plus his growing popularity elsewhere.

Black Lullaby – Joshua Hoffine, known for his excellent horror photography, has branched out with a film.

Hades Comics – Amusement from Happle Tea. There’s another one here.

New Wave Tarot – Amusing tarot deck featuring artists like Siouxsie Sioux, Peter Murphy, and David Bowie.

Meatloaf of Rat – I don’t usually pay much attention to food designed to look disgusting, but I sort of love the bug-eyed look on this rat’s face.

here’s that bad advice you were hoping for – Carefully-curated scathing advice column responses.

Majestic Owls – Owls don’t get enough love on this here blog; time to remedy that. Here’s a lovely roundup of photos of owls, plus a bonus link of an owl swimming. (Hat tip to Kaitlin Michelle)

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