Unlike 97.3% of teenage females, Shadaughter harbors a deep disdain for the Twilight series.* Shadow Jack had a custom T-shirt made for her for Christmas, and so many of her friends liked it that he’s decided to make them available over at Cafepress.

If you feel like encouraging my husband’s peculiar sense of humor, go have a look!

*Not that I blame her. Somehow, vampires who have to avoid sunlight because when it hits them they become EVEN MORE FABULOUS leave something to be desired. (See also Eric Snider’s Rejected Twilight Screenplay for a pretty good summary of the whole thing.)