The Art of Darkness

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July 24th, 2013 by Cobwebs

IDEA: rental ghosts to create “cold spots” in houses during heat waves.
KenJennings

I’m a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse.
mikeleffingwell

spiders are just wee furry eight-leggedy things; think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine
— Friend of xJane’s seen via FB

Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don’t even know it.
weinerdog4life

PREQUEL: “Goddamned Mohicans Everywhere.”
MiahSaint

did you know? goths have 50 different words for despair
IamEnidColeslaw

a baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, unless it’s 3 am and you’re home alone and you don’t have a baby.
iphone420s

You never hear about a new ghost. “Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday.”
juliussharpe

the movie “se7en” but each murder is based on a different dwarf
twice_mustard

SEX TIP: keep track of multiple orgasms in the voice of The Count from Sesame Street.
KenJennings

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