The Art of Darkness

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February 12th, 2014 by Cobwebs

If you fall in the forest and there’s nobody around to hear it, then what just pushed you? You aren’t alone in the forest. Run, if you can.

I get the feeling Helena Bonham Carter travels by bursting into a thousand crows when she doesn’t feel like walking.

endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS

Joseph’s head broke off my Nativity figurine. Gave me a nice feel for what the Bible as written by George RR Martin would be like.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a radioactive fish that bites, HE BECOMES FISHMAN!

I like how the kids in E.T. keep pedaling the whole time they’re on the flying bikes. Just in case.

Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs.

Damn gurl stop undressing me with ur eyes haha wait no stop ARGGHHHHH HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR EYEBALLS HELP OH GOD HELP

I bet owls love Sympathy for the Devil.

It’s probably good Mythbusters isn’t literal. “Could Zeus *really* have impregnated Leda in the form of a swan? Adam’s gonna try!”

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