Have your hero break into their love interest's room while the love interest is sleeping would be SUPER romantic.

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 21, 2014

In the future, the same names will be popular that are popular now, but they'll all be spelled differently.

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 17, 2014

Yes. That is EXACTLY how hacking works. You nailed it.

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 16, 2014

Vampires, but maybe, like, they feel bad about it?

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 3, 2014

Corgis are hot these days, right? What about, like, werecorgis? Edgy, urban werecorgis looking for love in all the wrong places.

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 7, 2014

Wait, TWIST: What if the corgis were vampires instead of werewolves?

— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 24, 2014

The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) is the alter ego of writer Rachel Edidin (@RaeBeta). With the tagline, “No, seriously, go for it. It’ll be a bestseller,” she’s clearly the Muse that Terpsichore and the rest tried to pretend they weren’t related to.

Although to be fair I would read the hell out of a book about werecorgis.