The Art of Darkness

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April 20th, 2011 by Cobwebs

Just once I want to see “Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably.”
shelbyfero

You have not seen true love until you have seen a grown man play Barbie with a little girl.
Just_PYKA

I’m certain if Bram Stoker knew Dracula would eventually lead to Twilight he would’ve slit his own wrists with a bat wing.
Jason_maybe

I work at a reverse suicide hotline. We cold call people who should seriously consider killing themselves, like Mel Gibson, for example.
shariv67

My mom just sent me four chain emails and an inspirational quote. I responded with eight links to nursing homes. Waiting for her response.
ixSEANxi

Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
MrBrown_Eye

There should be only one World’s Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it.
dominicdierkes

Disney should do a movie about a princess that talks to woodland creatures and they convince her to go to grad school.
sween

Little kids need to be taught that the 5th time they ask the same question, their grandpa will be eaten by a robot wolf.
robdelaney

My son’s homework consists of writing sentences using vocabulary words. I convinced him to use “puts” in “It puts the lotion in the basket.” I expect a parent-teacher conference any day now.
— me, on Facebook*


*I wouldn’t usually consider myself worthy of inclusion on this list, but that status got a ridiculous number of positive comments. Which means that all of my friends are sick, sick people. (It also means o hai! I’m on Facebook. Come friend me.)

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