Oh…dear. Just…lawsey, lawsey, lawsey.

:::clearing throat::: Let me start over.

Artist Erika Deoude believes that even monsters deserve to feel sexy now and then, so she’s put together a pinup calendar featuring blobs in corsets and sasquatches with come-hither looks in their eye. You can see the whole set at The Mary Sue.

She’s also selling prints of individual pages in her Etsy shop, along with lots of other art; I particularly like the Pennywise Valentine and the adorable Lullabeast.

If you’re looking for an offbeat gift for a monster lover, these would certainly be…offbeat.

(Hat tip to xJane)