The Art of Darkness

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December 31st, 2013 by Cobwebs

at this point we should declare Waldo legally dead and move on with our lives

I bet anyone who’s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in

Why do people try to trick babies into thinking airplanes are delicious?

every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

You can’t get blood from a turnip. You need blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set the turnip down and follow me to the blood.

I’ll know we’ve reached a new era of equality when my daughter is afraid of the boogiewoman under her bed.

Siri do Duckburg nativity scenes have an egg in the middle?

As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.

A fun way to meet new people is to stand on the edge of a public bridge, shaking a baby stroller upside down over the side.

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