The Art of Darkness

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February 22nd, 2011 by Cobwebs

Rest assured that the more animated my Grandpa is when he begins a story, the deader a person is at the end of the story. #oldpeople
biloon

Every time you masturbate, God says, “YOU’RE WELCOME.”
sween

My 3yr olds obsession with death makes me wonder if there is such a thing as a Gothling.
MyTwistedVision

What do the Brits say when there’s actually blood on something?
mikey_m00n

Michael J Fox should be the spokesman for a line of vibrators.
NathanBacon

It’d be awkward if the Apocalypse came, but it was the Apocalypse of a dead religion? “Oh, uh, we’ve been waiting for this other dude…”
Aimee_B_Loved

He’s Just Not That Manitou #sinisterfilms
David Cronenberg’s The Bad News Brood #sinisterfilms
Harold and Kumar Go to Hanging Rock #sinisterfilms
Yogoth Bear #sinisterfilms
pattonoswalt

Preparing for the weekend’s big snowstorm by pruning the hedge maze.
badbanana

When you burn your last bridge, the island that remains is really quite peaceful.
peterbyrnes

“Bitch be crazy.” –Black Swan in tweet form.
SethMacFarlane

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