The Art of Darkness

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February 2nd, 2011 by Cobwebs

I wish in Harry Potter, instead of saying “he who must not be named” they just called him Shmoldashmort.
erockappel

I was escorted out of the funeral before I was done high fiving everyone.
Zaius13

“Fire!” isn’t the worst thing you can yell in a crowded theater. It’s “Bruce Willis is dead”.
— King of the Hill

For young people wondering what the Dave Matthews Band is, imagine Jack Johnson having sex with all of the instruments in Whoville.
sethmad

People are like snowflakes. I hate shoveling them off my driveway.
badbanana

It must suck being a female necrophiliac.
YUCKYBOT

Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food.
TheBosha

Worried you don’t get enough calcium? Kill people and eat their bones!
donni

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you do things out of spite.
sween

My bologna does not have a first name. I fear giving it one will make it self-aware.
sucittaM

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