Death is Not an Option
I’m feeling silly today, so I’m going to dust off a game that Kristabella used to play on her blog a few years back. The rules are simple: Given the choice of each pair of people below, irrelevant of gender, you have to pick which one you’d sleep with. Choosing death instead is not an option.
Let’s begin, shall we?
| The Classic Vampire Matchup | ||
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| Dracula Bela Lugosi | vs. | Dracula Gary Oldman |
| The Those Masks Have To Come Off Some Time Matchup | ||
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| Jason Voorhees | vs. | Michael Myers |
| The Hot TV Moms Matchup | ||
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| Lily Munster | vs. | Morticia Addams |
| The Vampire Hunter Matchup | ||
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| Blade | vs. | Van Helsing |
| The Tortured Gothic Poet Matchup | ||
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| Lord Byron | vs. | Edgar Allan Poe |
| The Creepy Dead Girl Matchup | ||
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| Kayako from The Grudge | vs. | Sadako from Ringu |
| The C’mere You Little Zipperneck Matchup | ||
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| Frankenstein’s Monster | vs. | Herman Munster |
| The Oh Hell No Matchup | ||
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| Pennywise | vs. | Pinhead |
| The Videogame Vixen Matchup | ||
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| Alice from Resident Evil | vs. | Rayne from Bloodrayne |
| The How About Both, Can I Choose Both Matchup | ||
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| Eric Northman | vs. | Alcide Herveaux |
Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.
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