The Art of Darkness

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May 6th, 2015 by Cobwebs

Maybe bats leave Hell in a slow and orderly fashion.
Tierno158

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger
alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but…okay.
cooltrees

When it’s my time, I just want to go in a way that leaves my Wikipedia entry a “Death and Aftermath” section.
KenJennings

An all-cat Ghostbusters reboot that’s just 90 minutes of them staring intently and occasionally meowing at a blank wall.
missokistic

Game of Thrones gets a lot less dramatic when you remind yourself Lannisters, Starks, and Greyjoys alike all have to shit in fancy buckets.
DanaSchwartzzz

In Australia it was called The Passion of the Crikey.
nattylumpo88

Why would you not name your pet shark Jump?
happierman

I think that the moment right before you die, you hear your mother calling you inside as the streetlights flicker on
whorefrost

Actually, I’m leasing a stairway to heaven.
I also craft artisinal bustles, specifically for hedgerows, which have the quality of not alarming passers-by.
scalzi

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
“Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A-hm gonna wrassle it.”
zombiefauns

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