So the first game of Death is Not an Option (given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option) was highly amusing, and amongst the comments was this one by LimeyFish:

Death should totally be an option. You could pick between Death from Discworld or Death from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, or between either of the aforementioned Deaths and Death from The Seventh Seal, or any of the aforementioned Deaths and the Death from the Endless pantheon, or between any of the aforementioned Deaths and Cake.

Okay, smartypants. Challenge accepted.

The Pale Dudes in Hoods Matchup
Death from The Seventh Seal	vs.	Death from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

The Twilight Zone Matchup
Death from “One for the Angels”	vs.	Death from “Nothing in the Dark”

The Reapers on Vacation Matchup
Death from Death Takes a Holiday	vs.	Death from Meet Joe Black

The Animated Matchup
Death from Family Guy	vs.	Death from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

The TV Psychopomp (Female) Matchup
George from Dead Like Me	vs.	Tessa from Supernatural

The TV Psychopomp (Male) Matchup
The Angel of Death from Charmed	vs.	Sam from Reaper

The Overly Efficient Bureaucrat Matchup
Messenger 7013 from Here Comes Mr. Jordan	vs.	The Escort from Heaven Can Wait

The Entirely Too Many Teeth Matchup
Death from Discworld	vs.	Death from Hellboy

The Goddess Matchup
Death from Gaiman’s “Endless” Pantheon	vs.	Kali

Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…anything except Death is not an option.