The Art of Darkness

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April 3rd, 2013 by Cobwebs

I bet unscary monsters like to hang out at the back of marathons and imagine all the athletes are running from them.

“Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?” -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead

When someone looks over my shoulder while I’m on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, “HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.”

< jbms> (btw, I am rather new to this channel, but you have a rather, eh, unusual nickname)
< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> i like it
< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> i have a procedure i follow when i choose a new nickname for the internets
< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> you know that scene in ‘the matrix’ when agent smith is interrogating neo and he says "and in your other life, you go by the hacker alias… neo…"
< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> the purpose is, choose an alias where if you are ever in that situation, no straight laced agent can ever keep a game face while reading your ‘hacker alias’ aloud
— Seen on cmubash

Shoutout to nature for not giving wings to snakes.

“So how are you qualified to administer torture for the CIA?” “I raised 2 girls, & used to brush their hair.” “You’re hired!”

Pretty psyched that I’d still have two wishes left after giving dogs the ability to roll their eyes.

“Ugh.” *makes air quotes* “‘Brains’.” – hipster zombie

“Only one man can defeat the giant monster. Unfortunately, we’re not budgeted for his services.”–And like that my horror movie pitch fails.

Googly eyes don’t taste good, but it’s worth it to get to eat an apple that has fear on its face.

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