Death is Not an Option
It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s vampires.
| The Classic Spooksters Matchup | ||
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| Dracula – Christopher Lee | vs. | Dracula – Vincent Price |
| The Buffy the Vampire Slayer Matchup | ||
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| Angel | vs. | Spike |
| The Barnabas Collins Matchup | ||
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| Jonathan Frid | vs. | Johnny Depp |
| The Cuddly Matchup | ||
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| Count Chocula | vs. | Count von Count |
| The True Blood Matchup | ||
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| Pam | vs. | Jessica |
| The Creepy Matchup | ||
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| Count Orlok (Nosferatu) | vs. | Marlow (30 Days of Night) |
| The Interview with the Vampire Matchup | ||
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| Louis | vs. | Lestat |
| The Lost Boys Matchup | ||
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| Michael | vs. | David |
| The Smouldery (Male) Matchup | ||
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| Dracula (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) | vs. | Kit (The Forsaken) |
| The Smouldery (Female) Matchup | ||
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| Santánico Pandemónium (From Dusk ‘Til Dawn) | vs. | Selene (Underworld) |
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
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