Death is Not an Option
It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s vampires.
The Classic Spooksters Matchup | ||
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Dracula – Christopher Lee | vs. | Dracula – Vincent Price |
The Buffy the Vampire Slayer Matchup | ||
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Angel | vs. | Spike |
The Barnabas Collins Matchup | ||
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Jonathan Frid | vs. | Johnny Depp |
The Cuddly Matchup | ||
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Count Chocula | vs. | Count von Count |
The True Blood Matchup | ||
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Pam | vs. | Jessica |
The Creepy Matchup | ||
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Count Orlok (Nosferatu) | vs. | Marlow (30 Days of Night) |
The Interview with the Vampire Matchup | ||
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Louis | vs. | Lestat |
The Lost Boys Matchup | ||
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Michael | vs. | David |
The Smouldery (Male) Matchup | ||
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Dracula (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) | vs. | Kit (The Forsaken) |
The Smouldery (Female) Matchup | ||
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Santánico Pandemónium (From Dusk ‘Til Dawn) | vs. | Selene (Underworld) |
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
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