The Art of Darkness

Death is Not an Option

April 10th, 2013 by Cobwebs

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s vampires.

The Classic Spooksters Matchup
Classic - Lee   Classic - Price
Dracula – Christopher Lee vs. Dracula – Vincent Price

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer Matchup
Buffy - Angel   Buffy - Spike
Angel vs. Spike

The Barnabas Collins Matchup
Barnabas Collins - Frid   Barnabas Collins - Depp
Jonathan Frid vs. Johnny Depp

The Cuddly Matchup
Count Chocula   Count Von Count
Count Chocula vs. Count von Count

The True Blood Matchup
True Blood - Pam   True Blood - Jessica
Pam vs. Jessica

The Creepy Matchup
Nosferatu - Orlok   30 Days of Night - Marlow
Count Orlok (Nosferatu) vs. Marlow (30 Days of Night)

The Interview with the Vampire Matchup
Interview - Louis   Interview - Lestat
Louis vs. Lestat

The Lost Boys Matchup
Lost Boys - Michael   Lost Boys - David
Michael vs. David

The Smouldery (Male) Matchup
Bram Stoker's Dracula - Dracula   The Forsaken - Kit
Dracula (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) vs. Kit (The Forsaken)

The Smouldery (Female) Matchup
Dusk Till Dawn - Santanico   Underworld - Selene
Sant├ínico Pandem├│nium (From Dusk ‘Til Dawn) vs. Selene (Underworld)

Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.

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