The matches for our Secret Santa Can Suck It exchange have been made and sent to their assignees. After everyone posts about their “gift,” I’ll list all of the entries to peruse. To kick things off, here’s mine.

My recipient was the inestimable xJane, and a gift for someone who has been known to exclaim, “ZOMEGs [zee oh my elder gods]” is pretty obvious.

xJane’s gift is a Cthulhu makeover!

She can go out for a dark night on the town in this Tentacle Dress paired with “Nightswimming” Heels.

This Steampunk Cthulhu Necklace will be lovely with Tentacle Earrings made from real octopi, and this Vintage Chatelaine Purse festooned with all kinds of mythical sea creatures will complete the ensemble.

Of course she’ll have to wear Dagon Eyeshadow, Lovecraft Lipstick, and Cthulhu in Love Perfume.

Cthulhu fhtagn, xJane! I hope you enjoy it!